Ah, the life of a professional single lady! You’d think it was an adventure filled with romance and mystery, right? But no, it’s more like a never-ending sitcom where the punchline is always the same: “Oh, you must be hitting on me!”
Imagine this: I’m just trying to have a nice chat with a fellow human being, and suddenly, I’m accused of flirting. Apparently, my high-heel strut and polite posture are invitations to romance. Sorry to disappoint, but I walk this way because it’s the only way to survive the perils of stilettos without toppling over. And sitting like a lady? It’s a skill honed over years of stern parental guidance, not a secret message.
I blame my sense of humour on my mother—a woman who could make a joke out of anything. She was a primary school teacher who used comedy like a Swiss Army knife: calming nerves, smoothing over tense parent-teacher meetings, and generally surviving the chaos of life. Her comedic legacy lives on in me, and I wield it with pride, whether I’m talking to men or women. It’s not flirting, folks, it’s just surviving the day as an introvert!
Yet somehow, my comedic charm gets lost in translation. Female colleagues whisper, “You know he’s married, right?” As if I’m plotting some love heist. I don’t touch, I don’t flash flirty smiles, and I certainly don’t bat my eyelashes like I’m auditioning for a 1950s romance film. Honestly, what’s the big deal?
Yes, I’m single—but that doesn’t mean I’m on a perpetual hunt for a partner. The pressure to couple up led me straight into back-to-back domestic violence relationships. I spent 12 years with a tyrant right after escaping an 8-year ordeal. All because I thought a relationship was the only way to avoid the constant “back off” signals from friends and “I’m not available” vibes from men. It was exhausting!
This kind of behaviour isolates single women and often nudges them into unhealthy relationships. If your marriage or partnership is strong, a single lady’s conversation won’t break it.
On the contrary, it might even spark ideas and innovations beneficial to the community. Sure, some single ladies might be on the lookout to stir things up, but let’s not paint us all with the same brush. Mental health is vital for everyone. Let’s not be the root cause of someone else’s emotional distress. So, here’s a revolutionary idea: Let’s treat each other with kindness, understanding, and—dare I say—a touch of humour. After all, laughter might be the best way to break the ice without breaking any hearts!
-2wiceShy.com